Boner's pantaloons. They are worth something like six hundred dollars in today's market. Can you believe that? All for some old pants! I wish I could purchase some genuine Boner pants, but alas - I recently bought a new 1989 Honda Accord, so money is a little tight right now.
Maybe one day!
I wonder what he looked like in pants. Could he still master his forceful stride? Could he perhaps still kick down a wagon of newborns (like it was claimed, but never proven, that he once did)?
But who really knows? I know! His diary!
Diary,
I am at a loss as to how to remove this human blood from my pantaloons. I have tried water and kicking. Nothing seems to work. I better think of something soon, or the disappearance of my slave Bobay will have people talking!
B.A.
P.S. My third wife died today. This is getting quite vexing.
